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Extremely Funny But True Quotes

Fun and humour makes us feel good. When we are with humorous people, your life will be happy. We can fun and humor in everything we see in our everyday life. When we see it with humor, we find happiness. Here are some beautiful and extremely funny but true quotes for you to share with your dear ones and deliver your thoughts and messages and advices with humor. Scroll down and share your favorite picture to your favorite buddies.

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The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it's too late. - Seymour Cray
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I love working for myself; it's so empowering. Except when I call in sick. I always know when I'm lying.
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Of course Santa is dead, you force a guy to eat a billion cookies in one night, what do you think is going to happen? - JIMMY KIMMEL
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Love thy neighbor as thyself, but choose your neighborhood. - LOUISE BEAL
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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - JIM CARREY
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In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say "scientists"? I meant "Irish people." - TINA FEY
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The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning, you're on the job. - SLAPPY WHITE
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Golf, combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick. - P.J. O'ROURKE

A friend of mine has a trophy wife, but apparently, it wasn't first place. - STEVEN WRIGHT

To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune... to lose both seems like carelessness. - OSCAR WILDE

Scientists announced that they have located the gene for alcoholism. Scientists say they found it at a party, talking way too loudly. - CONAN O'BRIEN

The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - PHYLLIS DILLER

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. - ERMA BOMBECK

I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes. - ERMA BOMBECK

Never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and truth. - HENRIK IBSEN

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