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Is the system going to flatten you out and deny you your humanity, or are you going to be able to make use of the system to the attainment of human purposes? - Joseph Campbell

The system is that there is no system. That doesn't mean we don't have process. Apple is a very disciplined company, and we have great processes. But that's not what it's about. Process makes you more efficient. - Steve Jobs

One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

A computer will do what you tell it to do, but that may be much different from what you had in mind. - Joseph Weizenbaum

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done. - Andy Rooney

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The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. - Sydney J. Harris

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1000 MPG. - Bill Gates

If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road. - Stewart Brand

Microsoft has a new version out, Windows XP, which according to everybody is the 'most reliable Windows ever.' To me, this is like saying that asparagus is 'the most articulate vegetable ever.' - Dave Barry

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three. - Alice Kahn

Computers are like people, using a hammer does not fix them.

I don't know why, but when people continuously say the word 'like' in the middle of all their sentences it really gets me. Sometimes it's so bad that I want to lean over and punch them in the forehead. You know?

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